The Muskrat Files
Elon
Muskrat
To the stars — and also this other thing.
The promises
Everything is two weeks away
It has been two weeks away for some time now. The board recalculates every time you look at it, which he considers a feature.
This is not a delay. This is a strategic realignment of the timeline. Also, new meme.
The companies
Four of them, roughly
- The Electric CarSleek. Fast. Occasionally on fire, which he says is within tolerance.
- The RocketGoing to Mars. See the board.
- The PlatformUsed to be a bird. Is now a letter. He is still explaining why this was necessary.
- The ChipWill upgrade your brain. Currently upgrading a pig's.
Current future level
How close is it
Measured continuously, to three decimal places, by him.
ALMOST
unchanged since inception